Yesss i have a job. Ive had a job since i was 16, okay im 19 but still 3 years of working, im ready to retire.
first job:
Lifeguard. Not as classy as it looks. Yes i got an amazing tan and got to hang out with some hotties but heres the fun facts::
Sunburns suck
Old guys..speedoss…whyy?!
kids throw up. and pee. and POOP. in the pool. did your momma not teach you no manners?
the bathing suit was a one piece.. so i had a white stomach and white “X” on my back. sexy.
my boss was an idiot
theres more but i wont rant anymore ;)
Second Job:
Party Store:
I LOVED working here. Absolutly loved it. It was easy, i learned a lot, and i got make things. If you know me i love crafts and i got to make balloon arches and bouquets for weddings, birthday partys, partys, sick people, etcc you know. If i can find a picture of something I made ill post it cause i was goood ;) not to toot my own horn but tootttt tooottt;)
Third Job:
Nurse; Home Health Agency
Okay i will shorten this as much as I can. I work for a man who has Cerebral Palsy. Google it. My patient is non-verbal and quadrilplegic. He uses a computer to communicate. Its pretty cool. He can make a “click” sound and ill explain what they mean.
1 click: to get your attention or needs something
2 clicks: BM; bowel movement
3 clicks: pee
and if he is not connected to the computer ill ask “before M” and if he clicks then i start, “A, B, C..and so on until he clicks and continue to spell the word.
Pretty cool i thought.