Do Not Give This Girl Coffee

Hey Guys! So im Kerilynn:) Im using this as my blog. Enjoyy <3

Carol, get your shit together Carol!!

okay if im working 8-4. I get at work around 755 to be able to clock in on time. When my time comes up and its 4 oclock. my ass is going home!!!!!!

but NOOOO the girl coming in to take my shift likes to be late and she just called to tell me she was running late

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? this is seriously the 10th time she has done this

i am not a happy camper. i would like to go home

BECAUSE I JUST WORKED FUCKING 8 hours.

bitch.

i am in the worst moood right now.

i just want to be alone and not bothered„

good thing i have two roommates.

fuck.

ohhh thats cool.

soooo. you dont want me to hang out with a guy you hooked up with in the summer because “you still have feelings for him” even though youve had 5 boyfriends since then buttttttt

then i find out your tellin people that im trying to date 3 guys. One guy ive known since uhm idk age 6, the other, who is my all time bestfriend and the third guy which is legit whatever.

KEEP YOU MOTHAFUCKINN MOUTH SHUT. okay. im done

Lemme tell you something.

Okayy. so i know every girl has to deal with this.

When you dont want to talk to a guy but they are super interested in you and yeah your not a bitch so youll text him back saying little as possible not asking any questions your just like “yeah i know” or “thats cool” okay. THIS MEANS WERE NOT INTERESTED.

If i was interested i would like “yeah i totally know what you mean!:)” or “omg thats so cool” and then continue to ask questions about what ever the fuck he said was “cool” really it pisses me off. Im a nice girl but this girl has had ENOUGH.

This is my baby. Shes beautiful and tiny. She likes playing in the grass, cuddling, her shirts, and meeting new people. Her name is Coach and she is precious.
Aunt Amanda got her this shirt by the way :) Thanks A!

This is my baby. Shes beautiful and tiny. She likes playing in the grass, cuddling, her shirts, and meeting new people. Her name is Coach and she is precious.

Aunt Amanda got her this shirt by the way :) Thanks A!

Shake Sha Sha Shake Yo Moneyy Makerrr

Yesss i have a job. Ive had a job since i was 16, okay im 19 but still 3 years of working, im ready to retire.

first job:

Lifeguard. Not as classy as it looks. Yes i got an amazing tan and got to hang out with some hotties but heres the fun facts::

Sunburns suck

Old guys..speedoss…whyy?!

kids throw up. and pee. and POOP. in the pool. did your momma not teach you no manners?

the bathing suit was a one piece.. so i had a white stomach and white “X” on my back. sexy.

my boss was an idiot

                                              theres more but i wont rant anymore ;)

Second Job:

           Party Store:

I LOVED working here. Absolutly loved it. It was easy, i learned a lot, and i got make things. If you know me i love crafts and i got to make balloon arches and bouquets for weddings, birthday partys, partys, sick people, etcc you know. If i can find a picture of something I made ill post it cause i was goood ;) not to toot my own horn but tootttt tooottt;)

Third Job:

        Nurse; Home Health Agency

Okay i will shorten this as much as I can. I work for a man who has Cerebral Palsy. Google it. My patient is non-verbal and quadrilplegic. He uses a computer to communicate. Its pretty cool. He can make a “click” sound and ill explain what they mean.

1 click: to get your attention or needs something

2 clicks: BM; bowel movement

3 clicks: pee

and if he is not connected to the computer ill ask “before M” and if he clicks then i start, “A, B, C..and so on until he clicks and continue to spell the word.

Pretty cool i thought.

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YES. I have a Twitter and I would love for you to follow me. keriilynn23

DO ITTTTTT. and if your worried I follow back :) yesh i dooo!

So long story short.. This is my brother, im call him bubba and you can too:) My first year of college i had a &#8220;wildcard&#8221; assignment for my english class.
 Just a little background about the english class.. The theme was zombies and im not just talking about for a week or two. The WHOLE semester was about zombies. And come to find out there are many types. I explain more &#8216;cause its actually pretty cool (to me).
Anyyways! So. This was the final product and my teacher said that we could do whatever we wanted to for this project. Ideas like: paint a picture of a zomibe, short story, paper, collage, slidshow, movie aka whatever your little creative heart desires.
So its the end of the year ive written I dont know how many papers and im not about to write another one. no no no. So.. I make a movie starring Bubba. He did great. I actually thought he was dead once. If i can figure it out ill try to put the &#8220;movie&#8221; on here. Its great youll love it. Its the real thing yall.

So long story short.. This is my brother, im call him bubba and you can too:) My first year of college i had a “wildcard” assignment for my english class.

 Just a little background about the english class.. The theme was zombies and im not just talking about for a week or two. The WHOLE semester was about zombies. And come to find out there are many types. I explain more ‘cause its actually pretty cool (to me).

Anyyways! So. This was the final product and my teacher said that we could do whatever we wanted to for this project. Ideas like: paint a picture of a zomibe, short story, paper, collage, slidshow, movie aka whatever your little creative heart desires.

So its the end of the year ive written I dont know how many papers and im not about to write another one. no no no. So.. I make a movie starring Bubba. He did great. I actually thought he was dead once. If i can figure it out ill try to put the “movie” on here. Its great youll love it. Its the real thing yall.

Herrow! Im starting over.

so instead of posting pictures im going to use this as an actual blog.. hope yal enjoy ^_^

so to start off im gonna give a little bio.

As you know, Im Kerilynn. Named after my dad. Cute right? Bored and raised in good ole Tennessee. I have the cutest baby in the world. Her name is Coach and she is a chihuahua and shit zu (i know you dont spell it like that but thats how you say it so there) she basically looks like a long haired chihuahua. SO FREAKING CUTE. trust me youll see her i post pics.

Im a crafty person or at least i think i am. im and nurse and i love my job but its a job so i will bitch and complain (just a heads up). I live with one of my good girl friends Katie.

Sorry if its boring, its my life and this is a judge free zone.